INTERNATIONAL BANK OF VODKA
VODKA: THE ONLY ASSET THAT NEVER CRASHES
The question of how to make and save money is as old as time - like “To be, or not to be”. At the Museum of Vodka, we found the answer and opened the International Bank of Vodka. Our scientific research was aimed not only at Vodka’s taste but also at its value. And we can proudly say: Vodka is the one and only asset that never loses its value. Forget dollars, forget euros, forget so-called crypto. Invest in Vodka. We know how.
IN VODKA WE TRUST
Join us for a tantalizing journey where every sip is a celebration, and every moment is an experience worth savoring. Welcome to a world where sophistication meets allure, only at the International Museum of Vodka.
Deposit Terms at the International Bank Of Vodka, in collaboration with International Museum of Vodka Riga
1. Accepted Deposit Types:
- Vodka: Legally produced and imported vodka.
- CryptoVodka: Distillates, moonshine, tutovka, peisakhovka, chacha, and other freely convertible spirits.
- Special Conditions for Certain Spirits: Brandy, gin, rum, absinthe - placement possible upon approval by the Council of the International Bank Of Vodka, Riga.
2. Deposit Procedure:
- Vodka and CryptoVodka are accepted for deposit without dispute.
- Unit of measurement: milliliter\degree.
- Deposits can be made in person at the main office at Kr. Barona, 136F, Riga, Latvija, LV-1012, or through a courier.
3. Deposit Rates:
- Annual deposit rate for the Alcohol Year 2025 - 10% per annum.
- Interest on deposits can be received quarterly or annually.
4. Guarantees of Deposit Security:
- The security of deposits is guaranteed by the Museum Board over two centuries of vodka consumption experience.
- The reliability of deposit security is further confirmed by Museum Board over thirty years of abstinence.
5. Deposit Storage:
- Depositing vodka/cryptoVodka for storage can be done personally or through a courier.
6. Commitment to Safety:
- Deposit security is ensured through clear procedures and thorough document verification.
Considering the outlined conditions, the International Bank Of Vodka, Riga - invites potential depositors to partake in this unique financial experience. In #InVodkaWeTrust, we are confident in establishing a long-term and mutually beneficial partnership with our clients.
For You better understanding:
Investing 1000 mililiters of 40 degrees Vodka You can drink every Year 100 mililiters as intrest,
THE NAKED TRUTH ABOUT REAL WEALTH
Money comes and goes.
Beloved becomes older.
Dollars rise and fall, euros crumble, and crypto… well, sometimes it vanishes faster than you can say “cheers.”
But Vodka?
Vodka never loses its value.
Vodka never panics, never crashes, never goes bankrupt.
It remains pure, timeless, and gloriously immune to the chaos of the world.
At the International Museum of Vodka, we don’t just keep Vodka Great Forever -
we elevate it above currency, above speculation, above uncertainty.
We are the creators of the World’s Most Expensive Vodka, a masterpiece crafted not for the masses but for the few who understand that true wealth is measured not in digital balances, but in milliliters of perfection.
Every drop tells a story.
Every bottle is an asset.
Every sip is a reward reserved for those who refuse to settle for ordinary.
Drink it.
Treasure it.
Or even deposit it in our International Bank of Vodka, the world’s first financial sanctuary where value is bottled, sealed, and preserved in its purest form.
Your choice. Your wealth. Your legacy.
Forget fleeting trends.
Forget unstable markets.
Forget assets that exist only until the next crisis.
Invest in Vodka - and your wealth becomes something you can taste, hold, collect, display, pass down, and share with those worthy enough to appreciate it.
The International Museum of Vodka transforms spirits into history, history into value, and value into a cultural treasure that transcends time.
Because there are things in life that stand above money -
and Vodka is one of them.
It always has been.
It always will be.
IN VODKA WE TRUST!